I know what you're thinking...

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1) Who does this girl think she is?

2) She has finally taken my suggestion seriously! Joy of joys!

3) Is she getting paid to do this?

4) Hahahahahaha



Let me just take un petit moment to address these thoughts:



1) As I just finished telling my Heterosexual Life Mate (HSLM for short), the mere thought of asking for things makes my stomach feel like it is going to fall out my butt. I hate it. I hate it so much, whenever I had to canvas for Shinerama or Relay For Life or whatever... the bulk of the donations came from my parents (clearly, I have less of a problem asking them for things). My mother suggested I make a website (See thought number 2... Hi Mutti!) that organizes things that I want so I can just send the link to my family and friends and not have to agonize over a list like I do every September and December. So... please don't judge me-- I'm only doing what I was told (obviously you are going to... this is the Internet, after all).


2) My mother's exact e-mail went as follows:


Actually, I think I have another unused leather wallet that I could give you - cant beat that price! Wait till Thursday and I will show it to you.....Put Coach wallet on a birthday/Christmas list - or get Mark to create a "Gifts for Sofie" website for you that you can update periodically, add links to Trust Fund and Tiffany etc etc. LOL




Mutti, you are both a hilarious and extremely practical person (unless you are buying things for yourself, then you are just like me) and sometimes those two traits combined make for equally hilarious and also ridiculous ideas. If I get laughed off the Internet for this, you can be the one to take me to St-Hubert to drown my sorrows in gravy. HSLM has to come too.


3) Right now... yes, technically. I am also working at the same time so it's okay, right? I am superb at multitasking.


4) Hahahaha... yes, I am right with you there.


In summation: There is probably absolutely no foreseeable entertainment value whatsoever in reading this blog, but please feel free to discuss. (e.g. "I also want that!"; "Why are jeans so expensive?!"; "You have horrible taste in llamas", etc.)